Hey there pugs! You gots to keep this real quiets, but I gots an SOS call from my dear Pearlie-poo today. Her Mom was keeping her in the jail cause she thinks Pearlie was bad.
I knews she wasn't, so I went to Oklahoma and set her free! Thanks to my super-fast Pugmobile, I's alreayd gotten her outs! Now she's seeking politicals asylums in Alabama.