Greetings and welcome to Midi Monday. My feline friend Menace suggested quite some time ago that Monday on this blog be all about me, but today is the first Monday I've been able to bend the human and the pug to my will (at least about this!)
For the one or two of you unfamiliar with me, I am Midi T. Kitty. I've been living with the human for over 14 years now - after I used all my cunning to make her believe I was stuck in a tree and she had to "rescue" me. For all of you cats out there wondering why I used so much drama rather than just showing up on her doorstep, the answer is simple. The rougher the human believes my pre-home circumstances to be, the greater the love and affection (and servitude) she will show me.
We can discuss the unfortunate events that weakened my 14 year reign at another time (pug), but for now let's address some recent accusations.
The pug is trying to gain your sympathy by saying that I will not snuggle with him. I say... if someone put their butt in your face on a regular basis, walked around snorting and sneezing, and dripped water from their face EVERY TIME they attempted to rehydrate; would YOU want to snuggle? I thought not.
I leave you with proof that I'm far cuddlier than the pug and he has lots to overcome before he deserves my cuddles!