Oh Harry! That is to ofar of a trip for a puggy to walk alone! The momma will be back soon, take care of your little sister, and before you know it, thigs will be back to normal.
After me, Stella, Gunther and Betty bust Pearl out of prison, we can swing by in the mail truck and picks you and drives you there. We will pull up out front and honk twice, pack your bags.
Harry, is your mom at SXSW? Austin is a great place and very pug-friendly and she should have taken you instead of leaving you with the alien.
Demand that she stop at one of the many dog stores down there and bring you back neat chewy stuff to show how bad she feels for leaving you behind.
Or she can detour 3 hours up to me here and I will send her home with some good stuff for you.
Oh...and Drag Queen Pug lives down there, too and Mother said I could take my FlatPuglet down there in a few weeks (we aren't going to sxsw)...your Mama really shoulda brought you...they have good food and drinks by the lake, too.
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Oh no Harry! Maybe you can hitch a ride with someone?
Gunther
Harry we sorry we don't knows about travels. Did she leaves you with the alien?
Hi Harry! You poor thing! I can't believe your mom left you and went out of town. What was she thinking?
I don't know how you can get to Texas but maybe I can pick you up on my way to Pearly Poo's house. Pack your bags because I'm on my way!
Stubby xoxo
Oh Harry! That is to ofar of a trip for a puggy to walk alone! The momma will be back soon, take care of your little sister, and before you know it, thigs will be back to normal.
Love
Gen & the Foo
Wait...I'll tell Gunther to take a detour in the hijacked mail truck and pick you up!!!
Do you have any empty cans? We're going to truck em to Michigan and return them for gas money like they tried to do on Seinfeld!
See you soon dude...I'll make sure Gunther honks when he pulls up!
I guess LuLu can come too...maybe she can ride in the back with the cans.
Love,
S-Dog
Harry,
After me, Stella, Gunther and Betty bust Pearl out of prison, we can swing by in the mail truck and picks you and drives you there. We will pull up out front and honk twice, pack your bags.
Winston
Harry, is your mom at SXSW? Austin is a great place and very pug-friendly and she should have taken you instead of leaving you with the alien.
Demand that she stop at one of the many dog stores down there and bring you back neat chewy stuff to show how bad she feels for leaving you behind.
Or she can detour 3 hours up to me here and I will send her home with some good stuff for you.
Oh...and Drag Queen Pug lives down there, too and Mother said I could take my FlatPuglet down there in a few weeks (we aren't going to sxsw)...your Mama really shoulda brought you...they have good food and drinks by the lake, too.
~Wilbur
Hmmm...my Mommy said there are really hot cowboys in Austin...
I'd give her the stinkeye when she gets home, though. Shame on her for leaving you behind.
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