So, Mom saw that Winston & Clementine's Mom did a human version of the google meme. She decided she would too. Here's what happened.
Heather needs Men... Now! Mom is nodding vigorously in agreement and I am too. I need a male role model!
Heather needs your help. See above.
Heather needs some body... guards. Yes, and Mom said they should be hot male body guards.
Just what Heather needs - an eccentric beauty parlor of her own. I do love a bath and a blow dry.
So, there it is pugs and people. Get to work finding hot men for my Mom who will take me to the park and give me treats and pet me all the time.
Snorts & Kisses,