I tell ya, I can't go anywhere without some ruthless member of the paparazzi chasing after me. Last night I was at Lou's Pub trying to relax and hang out with friends when this photog (he said he was with the Birmingham News, but I have my doubts) started snapping pictures of me!
Luckily I was not sitting at my table but securing the perimeter, otherwise he would have surely sold these photos to some rag that would run a story about my underage drinking!
I was able to obtain copies of the photographs this morning. I'm relieved that not only are they are not incriminating but they are quite flattering. Not that a pug can take a bad photo - am I right???
"Who did you say you're with again?"
Birmingham News? Okay, I'll give you something to work with.