Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Tallulah Tuesday - postponed

I was all excited and was going to tell everypuggie about the good times I had bonding with my sister puggies at the Sunflower Camp.

But Mom is in a bad mood and won't help me, so I only have time to let you know I'll post about it on a non-Tallulah Tuesday day.

Apparently the A/C in Mom's office broke yesterday and when the guy came to fix it today he asked her when she's going on maternity leave.

So, she's hot and apparently feally fat. Yeah, I guess I would be in a bad mood too.


Pearl said...

Lulu my darling,
Are you SERIOUS about that?!

Your mom is NOT FAT. Honestly. That makes me want to pull my hair out! Some people are sooo stupid!

One time, the Arby's worker asked my mom when her due date was. Momma said 'never' and left. But not before grabbing her curly fries.

Moral of the story: people are stupid. Pugs are awesome. I am sending hugs to your cute momma.

And Harry.


Lilo, The Great Rock Eater said...

Lulu honey, my momma wants to know if your momma is fat then what is she?!?!?! You give your momma lots hugs and lovin's from us!!! Pearl is right, people are stupid and your momma is awesome!!!



The Mama Monster said...

I hope you bit the A/C man for your mama!!!! =(

Lola Bugs

agent99 said...

Mom says: Pregnant is temporary, stoooopid is forever.

Not sure what that means.....

Salinger The Pug said...

Whaaaaaaat the eff????

Ok, that makes NO sense at ALL! We've seen your mom and she's teeny tiny and that guy clearly must have mistaken her for someone else.

Did you get his name? We'll order some of those free penis pills and "adult catalogs" and send them to his business address.

Don't EVEN worry about it...that's just stoooopid.


Pee S. Mom says she's serious....you get us a name and an address and mom says she'll jack this joker up but good!

Kitty+Coco said...

I KNOW he didn't ask that! Did he leave with a foot up his butt? Talk about your day taking a turn for the worse.. Lulu please give your mommy lots of love and help her feel better.

Mom says being asked that is basically her worst nightmare. The people who ask that are always the ones who really can't say much if you know what I mean.

Sure had fun with you at Sunflower camp!! (You are in one of our pics so check it out).

Coco (and Kitty)

Wilma said...

When will these morons learn?Never ask a woman if she is pregnant unless you see her water break and the baby is crowning. What a jerk. I say someone jumps in the backof his truck and drops a big turd,puggy style.

Those Elgin Pugs said...

Oh's my goodness!!

Okay first of alls.. we's don't have 'da face book thingy and haven't seen phot-toes of yous Mommy, butt we don't need to!! Cause word on 'da streets even alls 'da way out here in Chicago is that she is HAWT!!!!

Yous tell hers to tell 'dat MAN.. that IzZY is gonna puts her lady pug bug suits on and come over 'deres and give um whats for!!

What a creep!!!
Mommy is sooooooooooooo mad right now!!!!!!

He 'prolly lives in his Momma's basement!!

Izzy, Josie and Anakin Man

Yoda & Brutus said...

Lulu - we can't believe he said that to your momma! You can't fix stupid!

Pugs & Kisses,

Yoda & Brutus

Sequoia & Petunia said...

Lulu tell your Mom not to worry...our Mom has been asked all the time if she is prego for years now. Even by her Uncle and Mother...aparently people don't think before they speak these days. Many hugs to both of you!

Sequoia Tuni and Jenn

Stubby said...

Hi Lulu! Please give your mom a big hug for me, okay? My mom knows what it's like to be asked stupid questions by stupid people and she says it hurts.

Your mom doesn't look pregnant at all. Remember when my mom was in the 'ham last month visiting with you? She told me your mom was fit, trim, and very pretty. And I saw the pictures. You tell your mom to tell that stupid man that I'm going to come to the 'ham and kick some you know what!

Stubby xoxo

Fred said...

No AC and your mom had to deal with a mean guy?!?! Poor mom!

Apollo said...

Are you kidding me?! When we met your Momma last year, she was very svelte and pretty! He definately needs his eyes checked! I LOVE Sal's comment! You should totally do that! Haha!

Wilbur said...


I have never met your Mama, or seen pictures. I am guessing from what all the other pugs are saying though, that she doesn't look pregnant. And if she does...so what! My Mother gained 60 pounds within a year after she had a motorcycle accident that left her first with little physical strength to do much and then later, all depressed about the accident, a break-up and the weight gain, and so then no mental strength to do much.
It's been three years since the accident and she has lost only 40 of the 60 lbs she had gained that first year. She got lots of preggo comments and still gets em sometimes. She says that she just looks up at people now if they say something stupid and says "Did you just call me fat?? Seriously? How effin' rude." and then she asks them to leave or she walks away.

Tell your momma that it don't matter what she looks like or why. She is obviously a beautiful person...I can tell by the love she shares with you and Harry.


ps: Mother isn't always so sanguine about people being rude. One time she did reply that she was due "probably about the same time as your next lip-waxing appt...actually...though, you may want to move yours up a bit...I'm just saying..."